tolkienhoe:

femmefaramir:

penny-anna:

kayla-bird:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

image

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror


reblogged from cuddle-cure / originally penny-anna

December 15, 2018 / 54954 notes

(Source: memecollege)


reblogged from mx-wayne / originally memecollege

December 15, 2018 / 25859 notes

lesbianherstorian:
““on the way there”, lesbians heading to the london pride march, photographed by della disgrace, june 1988
”

lesbianherstorian:

“on the way there”, lesbians heading to the london pride march, photographed by della disgrace, june 1988

(Source: lesbianherstorian)


reblogged from cuddle-cure / originally lesbianherstorian

December 14, 2018 / 12060 notes

frenums:

image
image
image

(Source: frenums)


reblogged from bugcthulhu / originally frenums

December 13, 2018 / 92576 notes

ao3tagoftheday:

ao3tagoftheday:

In honor of Tumblr’s titty ban, I now present a special edition of Mod EJ Nerds:

Today I visited the Israel Museum in Jerusalem, which has an amazing collection of archeological finds from all over the area. It was all fascinating and made my nerdy heart flutter, but I particularly noticed an absolute profusion of titties.

Small titties:

image

Big titties:

image

Flat titties:

image

Buxom titties:

image

Perky titties:

image

Saggy titties:

image

And hey, here’s the oldest archeological example of human figurative art! And guess what:

image

Titties

@staff fight me

image

@staff fucKING FIGHT ME


reblogged from ao3tagoftheday / originally ao3tagoftheday

December 13, 2018 / 21758 notes


reblogged from plebsbian / originally stats

December 11, 2018 / 41780 notes

Ten Numbers the Rich Would Like Fudged | Alternet ☞

questionall:

1. Only THREE PERCENT of the very rich are entrepreneurs.

According to both Marketwatch and economist Edward Wolff, over 90 percent of the assets owned by millionaires are held in a combination of low-risk investments (bonds and cash), personal business accounts, the stock market, and real estate. Only 3.6 percent of taxpayers in the top .1% were classified as entrepreneurs based on 2004 tax returns. A 2009 Kauffman Foundation study found that the great majority of entrepreneurs come from middle-class backgrounds, with less than 1 percent of all entrepreneurs coming from very rich or very poor backgrounds.

2. Only FOUR OUT OF 150 countries have more wealth inequality than us.

In a world listing compiled by a reputable research team (which nevertheless prompted double-checking), the U.S. has greater wealth inequality than every measured country in the world except for Namibia, Zimbabwe, Denmark, and Switzerland.

3. An amount equal to ONE-HALF the GDP is held untaxed overseas by rich Americans.

The Tax Justice Network estimated that between $21 and $32 trillion is hidden offshore, untaxed. With Americans making up 40% of the world’s Ultra High Net Worth Individuals, that’s $8 to $12 trillion in U.S. money stashed in far-off hiding places.

Based on a historical stock market return of 6%, up to $750 billion of income is lost to the U.S. every year, resulting in a tax loss of about $260 billion.

4. Corporations stopped paying HALF OF THEIR TAXES after the recession.

After paying an average of 22.5% from 1987 to 2008, corporations have paid an annual rate of 10% since. This represents a sudden $250 billion annual loss in taxes.

U.S. corporations have shown a pattern of tax reluctance for more than 50 years, despite building their businesses with American research and infrastructure. They’ve passed the responsibility on to their workers. For every dollar of workers’ payroll tax paid in the 1950s, corporations paid three dollars. Now it’s 22 cents.

5. Just TEN Americans made a total of FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS in one year.

That’s enough to pay the salaries of over a million nurses or teachers or emergency responders.

That’s enough, according to 2008 estimates by the Food and Agriculture Organization and the UN’s World Food Program, to feed the 870 million people in the world who are lacking sufficient food.

For the free-market advocates who say “they’ve earned it”: Point #1 above makes it clear how the wealthy make their money.

6. Tax deductions for the rich could pay off 100 PERCENT of the deficit.

Another stat that required a double-check. Based on research by the Tax Policy Center, tax deferrals and deductions and other forms of tax expenditures (tax subsidies from special deductions, exemptions, exclusions, credits, capital gains, and loopholes), which largely benefit the rich, are worth about 7.4% of the GDP, or about $1.1 trillion.

Other sources have estimated that about two-thirds of the annual $850 billion in tax expenditures goes to the top quintile of taxpayers.

7. The average single black or Hispanic woman has about $100 IN NET WORTH.

The Insight Center for Community Economic Development reported that median wealth for black and Hispanic women is a little over $100. That’s much less than one percent of the median wealth for single white women ($41,500).

Other studies confirm the racially-charged economic inequality in our country. For every dollar of NON-HOME wealth owned by white families, people of color have only one cent.

8. Elderly and disabled food stamp recipients get $4.30 A DAY FOR FOOD.

Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) has dropped significantly over the past 15 years, serving only about a quarter of the families in poverty, and paying less than $400 per month for a family of three for housing and other necessities. Ninety percent of the available benefits go to the elderly, the disabled, or working households.

Food stamp recipients get $4.30 a day.

9. Young adults have lost TWO-THIRDS OF THEIR NET WORTH since 1984.

21- to 35-year-olds: Your median net worth has dropped 68% since 1984. It’s now less than $4,000.

That $4,000 has to pay for student loans that average $27,200. Or, if you’re still in school, for $12,700 in credit card debt.

With an unemployment rate for 16- to 24-year-olds of almost 50%, two out of every five recent college graduates are living with their parents. But your favorite company may be hiring. Apple, which makes a profit of $420,000 per employee, can pay you about $12 per hour.

10. The American public paid about FOUR TRILLION DOLLARS to bail out the banks.

That’s about the same amount of money made by America’s richest 10% in one year. But we all paid for the bailout. And because of it, we lost the opportunity for jobs, mortgage relief, and educational funding.

Bonus for the super-rich: A QUADRILLION DOLLARS in securities trading nets ZERO sales tax revenue for the U.S.

The world derivatives market is estimated to be worth over a quadrillion dollars (a thousand trillion). At least $200 trillion of that is in the United States. In 2011 the Chicago Mercantile Exchange reported a trading volume of over $1 quadrillion on 3.4 billion annual contracts.

A quadrillion dollars. A sales tax of ONE-TENTH OF A PENNY on a quadrillion dollars could pay off the deficit. But the total sales tax was ZERO.

It’s not surprising that the very rich would like to fudge the numbers, as they have the nation.


reblogged from cuddle-cure / originally questionall

December 11, 2018 / 13686 notes

queen-anarchy-666:

what if instead of “7 minutes in heaven” theres a “7 minutes in hell” and what you do is you put 2 people in a closet for 7 mins and they have to beat the absolute shit out of each other 


reblogged from polyphonic-prairies / originally queen-anarchy-666

December 10, 2018 / 38148 notes

elodieunderglass:
“ thebaconsandwichofregret:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“Jurassic Congress
”
the oldest millennials are 35. We’re also eligible for the Senate and the White House too.
”
“given my understanding of linear time” ”

elodieunderglass:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

whitepeopletwitter:

Jurassic Congress

the oldest millennials are 35. We’re also eligible for the Senate and the White House too. 

“given my understanding of linear time” 


reblogged from hawke-enthusiast / originally whitepeopletwitter

December 10, 2018 / 162038 notes

isabellaphant:

tophatfloof:

rosalui:

karnsway:

memecucker:

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

image
image
image

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

image

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG


reblogged from hawke-enthusiast / originally memecucker

December 10, 2018 / 572513 notes